A porn torrent for the stage in four files.
By Rives Elliot, Jack Healy, Charlie Darling (Chris Carbonell), Gabi Lenhard, Number 47
Directed by Joey LePage
Poor Virgil "the Virgin" Wang! The 19yo Laguardia Community College sophomore finally worked up the courage to ask school sweetheart Gina St. Lily to the Sadie Hawkins Dance, only for her to reject him unless he gets some "experience" first - specifically by next Thursday.
Determined to lose his virginity, Virgil bribes his friend Josh to let him work a delivery shift at Speedy Pizza ("We Come Quick") - a pizzeria notorious for its "full service" house calls. Will Virgil lose his virginity in time to win a date with Gina - or will his awkward bumbling ruin his chances yet again??
Told in the style of the film Four Rooms, the story of Teen_Virgin_Deliveries.zip is divided into 4 houses that Virgil visits, each encounter scripted by a different playwright. From predatory nymphets to Randy Quaid-like sex workers, medical anomalies to ISIS operatives that go clubbing on weekends, one thing's for certain - you're going to be offended this play exists.
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