CALLING ALL JHB SINGLE LADIES & GENTS TO WONDERLAND !!!!!!
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Are you fed up with online dating ?
The Mad Platter (Alberton) would like to feed you !
AND as a super bonus, we might just hook you up
In YOUR honour, We introduce to you ....
** SPEED DATING TUESDAY ** on 19th MAY @ ONLY R190 per person
Join the madness for an evening of delectable food including snails, mussels, the best sushi on earth, chipolatas,crocodile, samoosas, chicken wings, sirloin steak, pork rashers, venison, a variety of roasts, chicken Ala king , Trinchado , Sweet & sour pork, Beef stroganoff, curry, exotic mopani worms ,ostrich, poffadder wors, duck in plum sauce,stir fry, tongue in mustard, mashed potato, rice, maize, roast potatoes, creamed spinach, roasted butternut, cauliflower, glazed carrots, green beans and salads galore.
Sounds crazy doesn't it? (What's crazy is that I never listed everything!!!)
Ladies, you are going to go postal on the sinful desserts, and I'm not going to hold out on you here ....
The full Monty :
Chocolate mousse, creme caramel, lemon cheesecake, trifle, jelly, fresh fruit salad, mini carrot cake, chocolate fudge, mini milktarts, lamingtons, coconut balls, chocolate fountain, marshmallows, waffles, bread & butter pudding, peppermint tart, creme brule, sago, malva pudding, crepes suzette, caramel pancakes stewed fruit, soft serve ice-cream & delectable flavoured ice-cream!!
Note to all : We got your nerves covered too , beer & wine for the bashful ;-)
In a safe and festive environment, we take the awkward out of dating and turn it into awesome.
Fab food, fab "entertainment" and a place to get your flirt on!
I know you don't need any convincing to be part of this awesome event , anticipated to be the way of the future in dating for our beautiful unattached lonely hearts in Alberton and Johannesburg, but due to seat availability we must stress that seats are only secured by payment.
Are you MAD enough..... ;-)
Get your name in the Hatters Hat : firstname.lastname@example.org