WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,
TO THE 8TH WONDER OF THE WORLD.
WHEN SHE POPS THAT PU$$Y AND SHAKES THAT ASS,
OH SHE'S TIMELESS∞
▼Rhonda is a woman. Rhonda is a man. Rhonda is the young, gay Jesus. Rhonda is a feeling. She is the naughtiest party in Halifax. She's the largest queer dance party in Atlantic Canada. You've waited every day of your life for her and wet-dreamed of her every night. Rhonda is what you want some more. Her body is a fortress of pleasure. A sensory feast, and you can rest assured that gangster rap DID make her do it. Nobody knows who Rhonda is, nobody knows where Rhonda came from, all we know for certain is that the Rhonda reign will NEVER let up, and most importantly, SHE LIKES IT WHEN YOU CALL HER BIG MOMMA▼
♛Rhonda's crazy and her nights are even wilder and her lights are even brighter, baby, come stand next to her fire. Only higher is Messiah or notes from Mariah. Lately she does bitches the meanest. She tells them she loves 'em but don't even mean it, but she loves you from the inside out. She wants you to cry and pour out your hearts for her and tell her how much you hate it when you're apart from her. Her ass is so big that it's partly embarrassing. She's too fuckin' busy, too busy fuckin'. She's a dream that money can buy; She's high end. She's so high she don't even need to get high, pretty soon she'll leave earth. Get on her level, you can't get on her level, you will never get on her level, you will need a space shuttle or a ladder that's forever.. She's never known a ceiling because she's out of the world, galaxy, space, and time. She's a bad bitch. A BO$$ ASS BITCH. The only thing bigger than her mirror is her ego. She's your Salter Street night bitch, a ghetto ass witch. She's your trap queen and she's back with a vengeance for single peen. These hoes ain't loyal and they ain't never been, but they're a slave to Rhonda's pussy 'cause it's the finest that they've ever seen, and up top, two bee stings. She's tryna be Whitney she's tryna be Britney she's tryna be Lindsay. All her life she's just been tryna change the color on your mood rings. On Saturday, May 23rd, all her bad bitches are doin' it. Swallow her words, taste her thoughts, and if it's too nasty, spit it back at her. You're her baddest bitch. Cum inside her, come be her one night fucking fling @ Reflections Cabaret. This is her ghetto symphany. Rhonda's ghetto university. Her ghetto gospel♛
First things first she'll eat your brain. Then she'll start rockin' gold teeth and fangs 'cause that's what your motherfucker Rhonda does. She's wild for the night, she's never been fuckin' polite. She's talkin' about M'$. She's got a lotta Prada, she boycotts Dolce & Gabanna. She's draped in Balenciaga. Everything's designer. Come adore her Dior. She loves bad bitches but it's not a problem. She thinks she's Marc Jacobs, she thinks she's Lagerfeld, even without makeup our bitch is still bad as hell. She's a fashion killa; A fashion icon. She's Rhonda.
☮AT RHONDA WE DRESS TO EXPRESS. WEAR WHAT YOU CAN'T WEAR ANYWHERE ELSE OR DON'T FUCKING WEAR ANYTHING AT ALL. Get nasty for Rhonda☮
She'll be feelin' herself, posted up at Reflections, watching you revealin' yourself, shakin' it for the queer of the year in your 5AM Sunday best.
♛She started out a bottom, now she's queer. How about now? 0 to 100, she's a freak and you can tell just by the way that she appear. On Saturday, May 23rd, come shake it for the queer of the year. Step into her jungle and hit her with your rattlesnake. All she ever needed in her life was a squad. Say her name. Make her your only girl in the world♛
$7 until 1am. $9 after 1am.
WE REQUIRE 2 PIECES OF VALID IDENTIFICATION (Government issued, health cards, Visa/Mastercards with your name, etc.).
Happy hour until 12am with $3.75 beer and well shots and $2.75 draught
DJS + PERFORMERS TO BE ANNOUNCED
Cum inside of her,
Get it right,
She's always tight,
P.S. THIS IS A RHONDA. A party for every gender, ethnicity, age, shape, and size. She's hard as nails but her heart is full of love for every single soul. We are not here to appropriate or abuse culture. We're here to appreciate one another, the music, the drinks, and the night. Remember to be respectful of one another always☮
P.P.S. YES WE ARE PAYING LOTS OF RAP AND HIP HOP BUT NOT JUST RAP AND HIP HOP. All the queens will be represented and a good mix of dance and top 40 as well, but CERTAINLY not any Iggy Azealia. XOXO
P.P.S.S. Every 24-48 we will be updating the banner. Every photo used is a self-shot taken by somebody in Halifax who donated their booty to Rhonda. If you'd like to be one of Rhonda's many asses, shoot her a message! Photos will remain anonymous.