Lightning Bolt, Extinction Machine, Cottaging, and Unicorn Hard-On
Lightning Bolt ends their 2015 National Tour in Providence with their friends. Write-ups below courtesy of Jack Prime.
LIGHTNING BOLT: Do you know your dawgies? Are you ready to howl? The Boys are back in Town after a Jailbreak, Kick out the Jams, #1 Heroes of Might & Magic. Come on ride the Crazy Train to... CrazyTown. You're my Butterfly, Sugar, baybayyyyyy. Lightning Bolt
EXTINCTION MACHINE: Super Group. Like the Avengers of Metal. The boys all want to be Thor cuz he's so hott. Kayliegh is down to be Hulk cuz HULK SMASH! Puny God.
COTTAGING: Hey Aaron wassup? Cool, cool. Got anymore of that homemade sunscreen? I was going down to Beavertail, was gonna post up on them rocks and chillllllll. Dawg, let's go get clamcakes after. Aunt Carries is the best but Iggies is on the way home. Your call. https://soundcloud.com/cottaging
UNICORN HARD-ON: Reigning Sovereign of Beat Driven dip n' twist party JAMMERZZZ. Queen of the Night. LOLer of CATS. Overloader of Cutes. Mother of CAGS. Shaman of the Electribe. Expert Level xOx programming. Supreme Groove Leader. Don't kneel, just dance. http://www.tangledhares.com
Tickets are $8