Come watch the gay version of Sports at everyone's favorite liquor cabinet the The Blue Moon! Cheap Drinks! Cheap Thrills! Cheap Drag Queens! Stay after RuPaul's Drag Race for a live drag show! ...or leave because you only like drag queens on tv... unless they're famous... You know who you are, you race chaser...
...Wait...Where was I? OH YEAH! FUN! SHENANIGANS! STUFF! THINGS! TV SHOWS!
We know you'll be there, because we know that you don't have cable. Because you're poor.