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Poor newlyweds Barbara and Adam are killed in a freak auto accident due to the carelessness of a small pooch. Upon arriving in the outer offices of Heaven, the couple finds that, thanks to a century's worth of bureaucratic red tape, they're on a long celestial waiting list. Before they can earn their wings, the two must occupy their old house as ghosts for the next fifty years. Alas, the house is now owned by insufferable yuppies Charles and Delia Deetze. Horrified at the prospect of sharing space with these obnoxious interlopers, Barbara and Adam do their best to scare the Deetzes away, but their house-haunting skills are pathetic at best. In desperation, the ghostly couple engage the services of a veteran scaremeister: a yellow-haired, snaggle-toothed, profane, flatulent "gonzo" spirit named Beetlejuice. The problem: Beetlejuice cannot be trusted-especially when he falls in love with Lydia, Charles and Delia's gloomy, black-clad teenaged daughter.