Move over Rose Bowl... there’s a new sheriff in town who’s taking over the title of “The Granddaddy of Them All”. That’s right, The Bar Golf Association proudly presents the “Balboa Binge Party Pro-Am”. Ironman... puuuhlease, Tough Mudder... more like Gathering of the Pussies. If you really want to test what you're made of then you'll come challenge some of the strongest drinkers from across this beautiful country we call 'Murica.
Please note that there is a strict dress code. All players must wear golf attire (the more retro, the better) and a 25 minute time limit per hole will be enforced (clock starts once the last player has been served their drink).
How to play:
Every time you take a drink, it’s a stroke. For example, if you chug your adult libation you get a hole in one. The player with the lowest score after 9 holes is the winner.
If you commit one of the infractions below, you must complete the assigned penalty. Also, make sure to pay special attention to the hazards as you won't be reminded at the event. It is HILARIOUS watching other people put on diapers, but not necessarily something you'll want to do yourself (though there is a 110% chance that some of us will do it anyways after a few drinks).
The Course: Balboa Pennisula, Newport Beach
Hole 1 - 4:00 – 4:25 – Mutt Lynch's
Hole 2 - 4:30 – 4:55 – Beach Ball
Hole 3 - 5:00 – 5:25 – Blackies by the Sea
Hole 4 - 5:30 – 5:55 – Sharkeez
Hole 5 - 6:00 – 6:25 – Blue Beet
Hole 6 - 6:30 – 6:55 – The District
Hole 7 - 7:00 – 7:25 – Cassidy's
Hole 8 - 7:30 – 7:55 – American Junkie
Hole 9 - 8:00 – 8:25 – Woody's Wharf
Puke = obtain a phone number from a member of the opposite sex that is not in the group
Major spill = Irish Car Bomb
Exceed time = shot of Jack Daniels
Piss yourself = buy the next round for everybody
Trip/fall over (unassisted by other player) = drink your adult libation sitting on the ground
Break a glass = Long Island Ice Tea in 5 minutes or less
Pass out during play = Adios Mutha F*cker in 5 minutes or less
Refusing to drink at a hole = glass of water and double the par for the hole
Start drinking before final player has been served = Kamikaze
Hole 2 - sand trap (have to drink with opposite hand) = Mind Eraser
Hole 6 - sand trap (have to drink with opposite hand) = Mind Eraser
Hole 7 - water hazard (can't use the bathroom) = Wet Panties shot and wear a diaper through the end of next hole
Hole 8 - water hazard (can't use the bathroom) = Wet Panties shot and wear a diaper through the end of next hole
Contenders will be traveling in from across the nation to compete. This truly will be an event you will not want to miss!